Wiki / Ma
What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo?
One is really heavy, and the other is a little lighter.
10. My friend says to me: "What rhymes with orange" I said: "no it doesn't"
11. And God said to John, come forth and you shall be granted eternal life.
But John came fifth and won a toaster.
12. How many opticians does it take to change a lightbulb?
Is it one or two? One... or two?
13. What do we want?
Low flying airplane noises!
When do we want them?
14. What do you call a frenchman wearing sandals?
15. What's orange and sounds like a parrot?
16. What do you call a dog that does magic tricks?