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  • I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day.


  • I told my girlfriend she drew her eyebrows too high. She seemed surprised.


  • My wife told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo. So I had to put my foot down.


  • What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws? Outlaws are wanted.


  • I bought my friend an elephant for his room. He said "Thanks." I said "Don't mention it!"


What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo?
One is really heavy, and the other is a little lighter.




10. My friend says to me: "What rhymes with orange" I said: "no it doesn't"




11. And God said to John, come forth and you shall be granted eternal life.
But John came fifth and won a toaster.




12. How many opticians does it take to change a lightbulb?
Is it one or two? One... or two?




13. What do we want?
Low flying airplane noises!
When do we want them?




14. What do you call a frenchman wearing sandals?
Phillipe Phillope.




15. What's orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot.




16. What do you call a dog that does magic tricks?
A labracadabrador.


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